Bonkers!

Breaking News! In an earlier story we mentioned that Honeydukes is going to build a statue of Oprah out of Everlasting Gobstoppers. Our sources have just told us that Bonkers Badunk plans to lick his way through it. He says that he will put in twenty hours a day, seven days a week. He says he will also sleep next to it, and have food delivered. He plans to build a tunnel. We still don’t know why he is trying at all, but we will keep you posted.